- Helene Wexler :-)
- Robert Luis Rabello It must be noted that gas produced on American soil is still American gas, regardless of its alleged Kenyan origin.
- Jay Ashworth The White House Chief of Staff is quoted as saying that an internal investigation has been started to determine who leaked the story, and espionage charged under 18USC793 may be pursued by the AGs office.
- Jay Ashworth Or, charges.
- Robert Luis Rabello Charges in the vicinity of a gas leak may produce explosive results . . .
Bulletin: 10 May, 2013, Washington, DC.
A
White House whistle blower has reported that while seated at the
Resolute Desk in the Oval Office this morning President Obama reportedly
farted. The President's staff denies knowledge of the incident. A
Republican insider, speaking on condition of anonymity, reports that
Republican leadership consider President Obama's failure to restrain his
bodily function a serious disrespect to the Resolute Desk, the Oval
Office, and the Office of the President, and further that this incident
constitutes a grave insult to the American People, which they consider
an act of treason, that they will launch an investigation to get to the
bottom of the issue, and they intend to initiate impeachment proceedings
as soon as possible.
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