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youtube.comThe Ultimate Mitt Romney Flip Flop CollectionThe Ultimate Mitt Romney Flip Flop Collection- Alan Petrillo I missed one: The pro campaign finance reform Mitt Romney or the anti campaign finance reform Mitt Romney?
- Jay Ashworth Me, I like J. Mittens Romney III.
OK, so you say you're a fan of Mitt Romney? Fine. Which one?
The "severely conservative" Mitt Romney or the bipartisan, centrist, willing to reach across the aisle Mitt Romney?
The "works well with Democrats" Mitt Romney or the issued 844 vetoes and had 775 of them overridden by Democrats Mitt Romney?
The pro-life Mitt Romney or the pro-choice Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who criticizes his opponent for using blind trusts, or the Mitt Romney who uses them himself?
The anti-Obamacare Mitt Romney or the Romneycare Mitt Romney?
The successful venture capitalist job creating Mitt Romney or the successful leveraged buyout corporate raider leaving economic devastation in his wake while profiting handsomely Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who would put a leash on China, or the Mitt Romney who is heavily invested in China.
The "my administration will create 12 Million jobs" Mitt Romney or the "government doesn't create jobs" Mitt Romney?
The "I was not there so I had no idea my business was doing that" Mitt Romney or the "Mitt was always deeply involved and knew everything that was going on in all of his businesses" Mitt Romney.
The open and honest, nothing to hide Mitt Romney, or the refuses to release his tax returns Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who would eliminate FEMA and push its functions onto the states and private sector, or the Mitt Romney who would insure FEMA has all the funding it needs to perform all of its functions?
The "minimum wage should keep pace with inflation" Mitt Romney or the "raising the minimum wage causes a loss of jobs" Mitt Romney?
The pro stem cell research Mitt Romney or the anti stem cell research Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who likes mandates and thinks they work, or the Mitt Romney who thinks mandates are unconstitutional?
The "I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush" Mitt Romney or the "Ronald Reagan is my hero" Mitt Romney?
The "It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam" Mitt Romney or the "I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam" Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who endorses regulations to curb greenhouse gas emissions, or the Mitt Romney who decries regulations to curb greenhouse gasses?
The Mitt Romney who says that global climate change is caused by humans or the Mitt Romney who doesn't know if it is caused by humans?
The Mitt Romney who opposes cap and trade policy for carbon emissions or the Mitt Romney who invests in carbon exchanges?
The peace loving dove Mitt Romney, or the "kill the bad guys" Mitt Romney?
The
"stronger on gay rights than Ted Kennedy" Mitt Romney or the Mitt
Romney who supports a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex
marriage?
The pro gun control Mitt Romney or the pro gun rights Mitt Romney?
The "self deportation" Mitt Romney or the DREAM Act Mitt Romney?
The "borrow money from your parents" for college Mitt Romney or the government backed low interest student loans Mitt Romney?
The "we have to have more jails and more police" Mitt Romney, or the "we need to reduce the number of public servants" Mitt Romney?
The unrestricted free market Mitt Romney or the "proper regulation is good for the financial sector" Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who aggressively funded Planned Parenthood or the Mitt Romney who would defund Planned Parenthood?
The "I'm not willing to give up on Detroit" Mitt Romney, or the "let Detroit go bankrupt" Mitt Romney?
The Mitt Romney who supported TARP and said it saved the economy from total collapse, or the Mitt Romney who opposed TARP and opposed bailing out failing financial institutions?
The Mitt Romney who supported federal economic stimulus or the Mitt Romney who opposed federal economic stimulus?
The Mitt Romney who supports the Department of Education or the Mitt Romney who wants to eliminate the Department of Education?
The Mitt Romney who would eliminate Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac or the Mitt Romney who invests in them?
The pro-union Mitt Romney or the anti-union Mitt Romney?
The
"that's what worked in Europe" Mitt Romney or the "Europe isn't working
in Europe, Europe is not going to work in this country" Mitt Romney?
The "I oppose lobbyists in political campaigns" Mitt Romney or the Mitt Romney who hires lobbyists to run his campaign?
So pick a position, and multiple-choice Mitt Romney will probably have something for you.
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